Shades of Inglourious Basterds, in terms of that ending.

In which case it should have noted that mark Geragos is ‘ex-Michael Jackson lawyer, Mark Geragos’.

And in an alternate uninverse somewhere, he becomes the President. Maybe this isn’t the darkest timeline after all.

Yes. Cheesy hyper-masculine heavy metal tunes.

I believe the accusers. I still can’t condemn anyone who actually knew Jackson for defending him. It’s a natural instinct to defend someone you love. It’s hard to accept people you love doing terrible things. It’s surely easier for people whose only emotional investment is in loving Thriller, to come around to the…

Don't be ridiculous, it was last week. Just after 1999.

Ahem... “lying then, or lying now”?

His guest appearance on the last (proper) Glen Campbell album, soloing on the song In My Arms, is a beaut.

As some living in Europe, that is my exact question. Although, I'm not sure I really want to know the likely paranoid and nonsensical answer.

I’ve never had a nightmare about Sonic the Hedgehog before so bedtime tonight will be a new experience.

But not Elmo.

Yes. Sympathy for the victims does not preclude asking these questions and you're not the only one wondering about them. Be nice if folk realised that.

As humorous as your comment is, I have to agree with you about the Jackson 5. At the very least, he was innocent then, as he was a kid. It’s tainted in that that period is what fucked him up, but that music is sellotaped into my soul.

And yet...

I want that fucker kept out of my country.

I haven’t seen it yet but I do wish there had been footage of the investigators included. If only because, assuming he was as predatory as he is now renowned, the question of why nothing was ever found to incriminate him is surely worth answering. I’m not saying so because I don’t believe the allegations, but because…

Any idea that he was asexual or too childish to know about sex falls apart when you look at Lisa Marie Presley who has stated that their marriage was fully consummated.

His answer of “No: “You didn’t have a childhood so you think you can rape kids.”” to a later question also annoyed me because that wasn’t what Rich was saying at all.

It’s best not to think about or talk about it. No good can come of it.

I was lucky enough to see him perform once (with the revamped Big Star at Inveraray Castle) and it was great. Even if he kept saying he couldn’t remember how to finish the song and would step back until Auer, Stringfellow and Stephens wrapped things up.