earlydiscloser
Early Discloser
earlydiscloser
Oct 20
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Maybe it’s because I’m a moron - and there are many comments I should preface with that statement - but my memory of Stoker is of it looking lavish and being gripping but not making a lick of sense. I saw it in the cinema because of the director and had been eagerly anticipating it but in the end didn't know what to Read more

Oct 7
1

He asked for some chords that were already in the song, to be repeated. Like you say: arranging.

Oct 4
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Foreign thoughts? From dirty foreigners? Not while Donald J Trump is still (on the face of it) in charge! Well, maybe Russian thoughts but that’s it.

Oct 4
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It's three years later. I'm only just seeing TheOrville and reading these reviews. The Orville is passable television. Seth McFarlane is still awful.

Oct 3
13

It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving halfwit (since he got infected yesterday).

Oct 2
61

Clearly this is fake news because I know for a fact that Trump regularly takes hydroxychloroquine which makes him invulnerable, even though it’s just an anti-Melania drug.

Sep 26
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Finally saw this today and I hated it. He dies and then two seconds later he’s in an android body that looks exactly the same? So incredibly cheap. Not much above having Victoria Principal wake up after having dreamt Picard had died. Read more

Sep 26
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Just saw it today. I thought it was, trash. Just too many stupid plot holes despite enjoying Stewart and Frakes being back in the saddle.

Sep 23
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I didn’t like Discovery but this is worse to me because it’s so damned slow (and so stupidly, annoyingly dark, like they can’t afford light bulbs on their space ships of the future).

Sep 23
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Finally saw this episode yesterday.Total shit. Series: total shit. I'll still watch EP 10 this week... but it'll be shit. Totally.

Sep 17
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I’m enthused that you’re in agreement with my first point, and apparently not in denial about my second.

Sep 13
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Quoting from/redirecting people to The Sun is a no-no. It is a notoriously sexist, racist, migrant-demonising, victim-blaming, shit-stirring scummy tabloid rag. Seriously. Don't. 

Sep 11
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Just saw this for the first time tonight. In spite of some interesting characters (like Saru and Stamets), the whole series has been one nonsensical plot hole after another. At least it’s not as slow (and sadly, boring) as Picard though.

Sep 2
5

Come, it's nothing new. Buffalos don't have wings, chickens don't have McNuggets and hot dogs are really made of cat. Everyone knows that.

Aug 27
5

Yes, and that is shite. However, there is a wealth of literature written in Scots, not least by the inimitable Robert Burns, that will far outlive and outweigh the significance of this shitpostery repository.

Aug 27
12

This has depressed me severely. I happen to have referred to and shown that stupid fucking Scots Wikipedia page in lessons (in actual Scottish high schools in actual Scotland). I only ever used the front page to help impress upon my pupils that Scots is a living language, but still. For fuck’s sake.