“Thank you for your service”.

Sure there#s hope...for a civil war! ‘Cos that’s the likely outcome of any actual reverse on a state Trump won. Still, if it keeps Mr Trump busy and therefore out of Scotland, I’m all for it.

You mean... MILF?

Every time you click a link to The Sun, a unicorn dies.

My favourite thing about Elvis Costello is his appearance on the Larry Sanders Show with the denouement being his destruction of the dressing room in a rock star fit.

He didn’t invent this himself, he quoted a study by the journal Psychosomatic Medicine which made the claim.

Timely advice from Iron Maiden:

Well. Started out promisingly, but is now starting to feel like 2014 all over again (when it became obvious fear would triumph over hope in the Scottish referendum and I went to bed early to dream away my misery).

Heh... headline of the night!

They’re NOT booing Trump; they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

Why don’t they just ungrey everyone, and then grey someone when they are a dick? Surely that would be simpler.

Not an apt comparison.

Speaking of Trump rallies, music mag NME is reporting that his fans are now using old Oasis concert photos to pretend he has bigger support than he actually does.

Thank fuck.

If my dad was rich, I too could have large pink arrows pointing at my head wherever I went. It’s no big deal.

Also, you’re funnier than Seth Rogan. I know I don’t know you, but 99% of people are funnier.

He certainly gave me a scare in the Olympic Final (as a Scot and a Murray fan) and his performance against him in the Davis Cup was great. I can see him polishing off one or two of next season’s Grand Slams - but my main hope for next season is Murray to finally nick the #1 spot.

I agree. If Bernie Sanders had won the nomination, Trump would have had very little to go on the attack with, as he has with Clinton. This was obvious very early on and I was hoping against hope that he would overcome the odds, but he didn’t.

The other candidate is literally a criminal.

What certification/experience does one need to become a qualified Pool Boy?