Trump, the noted golfing expert, was simply being snarky by implying that Montgomerie’s playing made it look easy for the likes of Ernie Els to win majors over him.

“Major”. He referred to golf majors. “You made winning majors look easy”. But he didn’t win any. Major. MAJOR. Fabrication.

(Figuratively, not literally).

The “nasty woman” comment was in response to a Clinton quip, where she said she’d put up taxes for the high earners including herself and Trump - assuming he didn’t find a way to get out of it.

He’s going to create “tremendous jobs”.

I think “Have you seen Alleppo? Have you seen it??” is my favourite Trump meltdown moment so far.

At the very least, we finally have a moderator who can control the audience.

I hate Donald Trump with every fibre of my being.

Things I have learned from Donald Trump: the president of Mexico is a very nice man. Thanks Donald.

Don’t quite know what I just read, but it was chilling.

Marky Mark- This guy was kind of a thug at one point.

If you mean Thriller by Lambchop (which I like...) I agree.

chemists are artists too

He can’t answer a question because he’s a walking stream of consciousness. Yet, as long as he finds his way to end on something like “and she has been a diasaster!” the Trumpers will lap it up.

Although in a literal sense he’s denying his comment, I don’t think that’s what he meant. Anderson Cooper said that what Trump bragged about constituted a sexual assault, and it was that interpolation that Trump refused to cop to.

He answers whatever question he wants and his supporters still cheer.

Is anyone else at all worried that the orange fuckwad is performing reasonably well? His babbling is apparently going down well with the as-loud-as-they-are-stupid-contingent.

That man is fucking evil.

Applause for incoherent babbling. I mourn for our race.

He said the thing about grabbing by the pussy because of ISIS. They’re even worse than I realised.