Fuck Roy Moore.

nah, Jimi would have shredded and protested at the same time

What? No left hand?

Jimi Approved

How dare he kneel right in front of the troops like that

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Or a clown was violently murdered in their proximity.

Shall Jacksonville become a land of no spice?

I’m sure Barry is acutely aware of his typo.

We get it, you’re white

I photoshopped a Pokemon character into this photo, like Eli was playing Pokemon Go. I can’t find it, but it was pretty funny. You’ll have to trust me on that.

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

When will the reptile community step up and take responsibility to address reptile-on-reptile violence?

+1 but needs more Ninja

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

What does he think about scaffolding though?

Joe Harris looks and sounds like someone NBA 2K gives you when you first open create-a-player

I am glad to see the cross-collaboration between the The Onion and Deadspin includes the headline writers.