I want someone on this beat nationwide permanently

It’s a Hanukkah miracle.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

Could you imagine what Day-Lewis’ method acting technique would involve for this? He’d have to sit in a dark room, with the curtains closed, and watch hundreds of hours of Jeff Fisher interviews. After a week, he’d be mumbling “7-9...7-9...” to himself while rocking back and forth.

Imagine hearing it in a thick Boston accent, though.

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“We felt this was a great landing spot for him, but it was not meant to be.”

Okafor sighs, and looks out the window with a dreary mood, waiting patiently for the day when he can give up the ruse and get started on the career he always wanted—ship-in-a-bottle maker. Today, like so many days before it, is not that day.

Speaking of seeming like forever ago, it was just a year earlier that Stauskus went #8. Of all of Ranadive’s moves, that’s probably going to end up as the disruptiest.

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

The G-League team is rebranding in the offseason for their move to Wilmington - the perfect time to introduce the Delaware 1.787ers. Problem solved!

There is a nice big mall with no sales tax along the way however.

good point. delaware and pennsylvania both ratified the constitution in 1787, though delaware obviously came first, so maybe they should just change the names to align with the full dates to make the d-league team’s a smaller number: the delaware 12587ers and the philadelphia 121287ers. really rolls off the tongue.

Give the guy credit for being a quick learner.

Jesus Christ. I don’t think any of us were expecting John Clayton to get in this kind of trouble.