“Quite frankly, it is offensive that some in the media have continued to report on the President’s fiddling. As he stated during the campaign, any discussion of his fiddling was meant strictly as a locker room jest.”

God I hope so

“Please please please hire Ruben Amaro Jr. so that the Phillies don’t.”

Well, I guess I have a little less respect for Joe Maddon now.

It’s nice that the Sixers finally have a player that makes opponents mad. They’ve spent the last several years employing players that make us fans mad.

Hey, at least he’s not a klansman.

Like with pretty much everything else, I don’t know how Okafor will be able to defend this.

“From the moment he was exposed to that radioactive mold, Strasburg became unhittable. With the way he saved the Nats season, you could even say he was...a hero.”

You know when it gets to those key moments and they need a conversion, quarterbacks are always going to look for tight butts.

Very Smart Putin kindly invited us to W. Cup next year. I said NO! To little hitting in soccer, unlike football!

Finally I can watch the World Cup without having my stupid hopes dashed.

With labored breathing, as I imagine is the case with everything he does.

He fouled Ben Simmons on a fast break during a scrimmage.

$10 says that that Air Force rep has since been dishonorably discharged.

With his injury history, he really shouldn’t be running on Pine in the dark. The sidewalk is really uneven and there are lots of trees. I say this as a Sixers fan and as a runner who has nearly fallen on my face more than once.

Doesn’t he have more important things to fuck up?

He might want get those ears looked at- I think he has some discharge.

This is true. I should’ve considered the sunglasses he’s wearing on top of that horrifying face.

I mean, in this day and age he should know he can’t walk into a stadium with guns like those.

Brett Brown just had them spend the day working on disproving Gretzky’s old adage. It’s called team-building, for crying out loud.