And that’s why you don’t get in arguments with Byron Rightwich.

Hardest in-game scoreboard “Guess Who?” ever.

I love Trump, one of the best presidents (bloated whale carcasses) I have ever seen.

The mistakes I’ve made, I’ve never repeated twice...

Until I got to the end of the article I had completely forgotten that the Chargers had moved to LA.

My favorite part is how Marco Rubio starts off menacingly chewing gum and by the end has to reach out to lean on a desk for support.

Oh how I missed you, Tommy Smyth.

If that were true he might need a new copy editor.

I was looking for a picture of Danny Trejo doing a thumbs-up, but stumbled upon this treasure instead:

Good to see Deadspin continuing to post photos of athletes’ veiny appendages.

Larry was discovered in the garden of local woman Tara Beasley just the night before the big race...

Don’t worry about the lack of photos from the race, Emma. Here’s an artist’s rendering of Larry after the race:

This still turned out better than if he blue himself.

...and you, sir, have been a formidable opponent.

I’d assume this person is from Chicago. 23 is a pretty popular number there.

Psh. If I wanted to get my news from someone distantly connected to KatyPerrysBootyHole, I’d call John Mayer.

When I was about 10, I stumbled upon The People vs. Larry Flynt on cable. When he found Courtney Love in the bathtub I burst into tears and had to run to my very confused parents to be consoled. I’m mostly well-adjusted now.

Live look at Quintana’s farewell to the Sox:

But it’s to your point that the stadium is 25 years old. Hard to believe given that it still feels up to date.

Camden Yards, Angel Stadium