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Rumor has it that ownership will also be charging season ticket holders extra to sit in the cutting-edge Caesarean Section.

“Yes, he is part of the group,” he said, with the appropriate level of energy and excitement for a man joining a business venture led by Jeb!

Ah, the IRS: for when the criminal justice system can’t or won’t lock you up.

Jesus is also an appropriate caption for these photos.

Let us pray that Loria is selected for the manned mission to Mars for which his KFC-breaded vomit bag of a friend is almost hard.

The trade may get the headlines now, but future historians will always remember the year of our Lord 2017 for the Renunciation of Kentavious Caldwell-Pope.

Report: More Cocainines

I’m generally not a big fan of Tom McCarthy’s, but that was pretty quick thinking on the call.

Yeah that was atrocious. I wonder what their opinions are regarding women’s outfits and sexual assault.

That makes one blog done each on Brogdon and Bogdan this week, but let’s not get bogged down.

TMZ is reporting that Derek Fisher flipped when he heard the news.

If Web Gems were still a thing, that’d have to be #1 for the week.

Most baseball fans were probably disappointed to learn that Jake doesn’t help the umpires as a seeing eye dog.

Well as we all know, any school of thought that doesn’t state, “I was or my ancestors were very fortunate (read: worked harder) to have had certain economic advantages and opportunities that others did not, therefore I am a better person than those faceless, lazy others and deserve to keep living my extra-lavish

And people still think the Thunder need to get Russell Westbrook more help this offseason!

Suddenly, I have a strong urge to fire up NHL ‘94.

Wow, I had no idea about using Lasix for racehorses. Who knew that was where the expression came from!

Two of the people arrested were charged with possession of furosemide without a prescription. Furosemide is the generic name of Lasix, aka a water pill. These people maybe had a side game going selling water pills to old people with heart and kidney disease?!

I look forward to Danny Ainge’s purely imagined offer for Butler leaking to Zach Lowe shortly.