Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

Way to bury the lede, Tom. That tiny little fist bump shattered my heart into a million pieces.

At least Holmes is relatively effective in the low post. What a steal for the Knicks!

I think Mike Schmidt might have been onto something. This miscommunication would have never occurred if Herrera were able to understand noted English-speaker Juan Samuel.

Not mentioned in this post were the events of the following inning, in which a Phillies reliever balked a guy from 2nd to 3rd and followed that up by air-mailing a completely unnecessary toss over to 1st, allowing the go-ahead run to score.

I will now be more suspicious when I overhear people asking others for “some of that good shit.”

I bet those responsible for this confusion really got upbraided.

If there’s anyone on this planet who never needs to be apologized to, it’s Tim Tebow.

Anyone have a good comedy podcast recommendation? For what it’s worth, I’m a big fan of How Did This Get Made. Comedy Bang Bang not so much.

Teams, don’t ever have more than two black players ...

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All of this could’ve been avoided if he had taken his bicyle instead.

Why would the bird want to move to the outfield when it has seats on the first base line?

In related news, Bill O’Brien just received a package containing a poorly worded letter and one of Brock Osweiler’s toes.

Surely this was part of a scene filmed for the new season of Curb.

I wish I could put it more eloquently than this, but I can’t:

Needs more wraparound goals

Couldn’t you have saved that headline for tomorrow?

As far as I can tell, the only crime this man committed was wearing his hat backwards.

I know everyone hates the Memorial Day uniforms (#branding), but they do give a cool almost-sepia look to these photos.