You’d think he’d know not to drive on holiday weekends by now.

That brick has more personality and is less offensive than Mike Pence.

She has a right to boycott Qantas, but she shouldn’t discriminate against others for taking it Down Under.

Upon learning he had set the record, Jornet reportedly remarked, “Well, it’s all downhill from here.”

I look forward to FIFA issuing both players a harsh and completely unironic punishment for corrupt financial practices.

Pretty sure this is leaked footage of the cold open for the next Avengers movie.

*Danny Ainge frantically flips through the league regulations book to see if Paul George could play if he traded for him tonight*

Orlando must be feeling pretty terrible when its fans come to Philly for a lottery party.

What’s the big deal? It’s just Randy Johnson wearing a hat with a Matthew McConaughey meme on it at a baseball game.

“This seems totally reasonable and above board.”

Good thing you put that asterisk there for my virgin eyes. Also Trump lost the popular vote.

It’s viral marketing for the Space Jam remake, specifically this part:

This all looks terrible, but man can he get to the quarterback or what?

It makes more sense knowing that both fans are undercover CBP agents and they just told McDavid about his imminent cavity search.

Wow, thank you for that 20 minute trip down the rabbit hole. That is a fascinating/horrifying story.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

I would seriously vote for this man if he ran for DA.

“Truly he is not yet wise in the ways of Twhridnlgthsz”

I thought maybe the Devil had come around to collect on his end of the bargain.

I like to toss my fried plantains with lime juice, kosher salt, and garlic. How do you feel about tostones, given that they’re made with green plantains?