The hounds’ competitors are withholding judgment until they meet with the lab technician and sniff his butt.

“Meet my hand in the air, fellow sports player!”

He should get a lifetime supply of orange juice or something for that.

Quin Snyder looks like

Quin Snyder looks exactly like my second guess for what I would expect someone with the name Quin Snyder to look like, following USWNT Soccer player.

At this point, I’m confused. Was Sale’s pitch behind the knees still supposed to be payback for the original slide into Pedroia or was it in response to Machado’s slow HR trot last night? Not that it ultimately matters either way, but the Red Sox should probably be fined.

Oh man! Dad’s gonna be so pissed when he finds out!

Clearly he plays Pedroia, who gives a climactic speech over the PA system that ends racism in Boston forever.

The biggest mystery in all of this: can’t Curt Schilling afford to buy better seats?

I think the Red Sox’ new strategy of making sacrificial offerings to Machado might just pay off.

...Drexel professor Joseph Hancock, who wrote his Ph.D. thesis on cargo pants...

I hear Loria got a great deal on those rooms, though.

That lady put in some good work.

That is a great ad. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it before.

...the report discussed “multiple alleged incidents,” including one from 2016, but did not give any other details on what Summers told police.

I, for one, would like more information from Doug.

Why is Tartabull still a thing when we have Andrew Bynum to groan about?

This is Florida. Gator CPR is a required part of health class curriculum, just like abstinence.

“Wow, his hair is even worse up close!”

Hey, it’s Enrico Palazzo!