Buying a baseball team with a former athlete as a partner is definitely up there with tweeting a picture of a handgun with your name engraved in it in terms of things to do when your presidential campaign falls apart.

Gronk also used the visit to submit his resume for the open director position at the ATF.

On a massage table somewhere in the Caribbean, Drake is crying softly into a towel.

I really appreciate his commitment to pronouncing the word “data” as he did. People tend to get sloppy with respect to pronunciation when they’re emotional.

What a coup for Baylor! People will finally get off the backs about everything and they saved about 30% hiring her over the other candidates on their list.

RIP Denny Green

I wanted to sync the clip of the bunt with the audio from this, but computers are hard:

Looks like he could be in line for a Korea year.

She really gave him a taste of his own medicine with that push-off.

Still less weird than Red Wings fans throwing dead octopi onto the ice.

So there is something rotten in the state of Denmark?

But also, let’s be real. Both of our teams (assuming you’re a Knicks fan) suck right now. It’d be nice have a rivalry and have the games mean something.

I’m more optimistic about Simmons, with no real injury history, than I am about Embiid. But also the Sixers have an awful lot of cap space, loads of picks, and a coach who has actually managed to get something out of the replacement players he’s been handed. The Knicks have...theater lighting?

Remember when he refused to work out for the Sixers because of their losing culture? At least they have hope now.

Sanchez also provided Reyes’s browser history, which listed several Google searches for “Home/Away splits.”

Think of all the poor fans in South Florida who died during the course of this game and didn’t get to see their team win.

Based on the uniforms and Matthew Stafford’s skin tone, are we sure they didn’t just take an old photo and turn down the brightness on photoshop?

“It looks bad to charge for a youth football camp. If any parents offered to pay, I turned them down. But I did appreciate the tips.”

Elliott will provide 300 million euros in financing to the Chinese consortium...

I look forward to a championship parade passing the mural sometime in my next lifetime.