I enjoyed these articles more when you were just some shoeless joe.

The guy’s just trying to provide for his family. Could you be any Moe Harkless?

Did it come with a ransom note?

Also, since the international flags lining the parkway will be replaced by NFL banners, I assume that the Browns will take the place of Somalia.

And Lo, though the congregation before him saw that he had provided them with two bases, upon video review, the two bases had turneth into a homer. Jesus touched them all, and they rejoiced.

• Metta World Peace, age 37, logged 17 minutes.

Somebody should call to make sure Billy Crystal didn’t just have a stroke.

As a Sixers fan who watched the first half of this game, my answer is:

It’d be awfully cruel to Dotchin if Marchand ended up winning a Cup this season.

There will also be a promotion in which any player concussed during a TNF game will get an Echo.

Wait till you hear who the President is!

Yeah but the other side of the white board revealed the DeVos’ plan to turn poor kids’ minds to mush and make them all enroll in for profit colleges.

This is pretty unusual for baseball, but I can think of plenty of Christians who experimented with pitching and catching.

This was my first thought too. Those late 90s Raptors teams were a lot of fun. Crazy to think Carter is still going strong.

Despite the cheer team’s public remarks, Horry County PD has repeatedly insisted that they ain’t got no alibi.

Yeah they didn’t win it at all that year, but this is one of my favorite moments ever as a Phillies fan:

I have to disagree, at least on defense. Utley was always solid in the field but he didn’t make as many of those “wow” plays as Rollins did.

Good to know there are still some people out there with taste.

The bill is dead. Time for a 21-gun salute!

If there’s one thing North Carolinians love more than discrimination, it’s modern-day slave entertainment.