The bigger question is why he’s wearing work attire on his day off

We didn’t even have to wait until the game ended for the takes to come in- Joe Buck took it upon himself to go all Randy Moss on OBJ in the third quarter. What an ass

Looks like somebody audited Intro to Nihilism during his suspension last year.

The most poetic distillation of the US since The New Colossus. In this case the “huddled masses yearning to breathe free” are his balls.

If there’s any silver lining here, it’s that at least we won’t have to watch Chris Berman wave away any “off-field issues” and slobber all over him at the draft. Mel Kiper will do it instead.

First Gabor and now Pachulia...smh

I can scarcely think of a phrase spoken in a Boston accent that sounds worse than “Under Armour.”

“The line, available in both men’s and women’s sizes, costs between $80 to $100.”*

Doesn’t Jeff Sessions have more important things to do than comment on a WSJ article? How will he find time to prepare for this weekend’s cross burning AND his confirmation hearing?

Boston fans are partial to white guys from Indiana who can shoot?!

McGee was close, but I think Kazaam proved that Shaq is less a minstrel and more of a “magical negro.”

I think we all know who should have to face the consequences for Manziel’s actions, and that’s Odell Beckham Jr.

Sounds like he’ll have to drag them kicking and screaming to the inauguration.

*reflexively googles “best way to reheat pizza”*

Whaley has to be on the hot seat ever since Ryan was fired. Rex is just waiting for the other shoe to drop

Really thought that was a still cringe-worthy lead-in to the Wayne Simmonds highlight.

“We can write off RGIII? Genius!”

My first reaction: Who uses their pinky to pick their nose?

I spy at least two horse’s asses