Wait, soccer refs can be bought and paid for?!!

I’d quote a Phish song here but then I’d have to listen to a Phish song.

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Hey, the Eagles could use an LB and assistant LB coach! Time for the prodigal sons to return home

Good work Embiiding that video

If you are what you eat...OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK ON LEATHER

Oof. But now women will find out what “stealing second base” means!

Oh and Jered Weaver and Tanner Roark

He forgot Mookie Betts, CC Sabathia, and Hunter Cervenka

Sure they’re going to need some professional coaching, but it’s hard not to be impressed by their range and potential.

Trump actually did call Switzer and invite him to Trump Tower, but only under the impression that he worked at CNN.

Well, is Barack Obama evolutionary Dan Quayle? Because if not then I’m on too many drugs.

As a general rule, if you have to tell people that you were being satirical, it’s your fault, not theirs. This was not satirical.

Yeesh...

In Thiago’s defense, he’s more likely to see Santa take the field than Arjen Robben.

Sadly, Waldo was reported MIA during this battle.

Underestimate penguins at your own risk, Tom:

Sure it looks bad now, but Floyd may weather the effects of this ordeal yet.

Even if Sherman apologizes, I doubt the bad blood will end there. We all know how he feels about sorry receivers.

This never would’ve happened under Tom Coughlin. He had a hard time adjusting to the talkies.