It’s going to be like the 2016 Republican field but with actual candidates that aren’t just there to sell books.

We are edging into “Which Dems are NOT running in 2020” being a shorter list than the alternative.

6. the only salvation from sin is through redemption by personal faith in Jesus Christ.
7. salvation is by grace alone, and not by works, and that the saved are eternally secure in Christ.

From the one appearance I saw of her, Pence’s daughter seems chill enough that she accepted John Oliver’s Marlon Bundo charity stunt.

Anal is confined to a priest and his favorite alter boy ... the way God intended.

Literally some Handmaid’s Tale shit.

The application asks potential employees to explain their view of the “creation/evolution debate.”

He’s going to be screaming the n-word at his rallies by the end of the year and his cult of mindless subhuman deplorables will be chanting it right back.

Well, it’s twelve days now so he’s beaten Scaramooch’s record!

You’d think he’d be more sensitive, having fought at the Battle of Wounded Heel.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

“adding that it would be the “political scandal of all time,”

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders reacted by saying, “Unlike President Obama, who let Russia and other foreign adversaries push America around, President Trump has actually been tough on Russia.”

Former U.S. Attorney Harry Litman called the revelation “mind-blowing,” adding that it would be the “political scandal of all time,”

Oh, come on! You’re not even a skinny white blonde girl! And you’re barely even mean!

Hell, they could ask me — I’m pretty sure I could be twice as bad for half as much!

If they're just going to give someone $69 million for being bad at hosting a talk show they could give it to me. I mean I haven't tried it or anything but I'll take the money and I know I would be awful on television.

The guy that hired her should be fired.  He was clearly not thinking with the right brain.  On bright side usually if forced to pay out contract that also means she isnt allowed to be on TV for remainder of that period so a year or so of no Kelly will be quite a nice vacation.

Let ‘em eat cake, eh, Smiley? Suck it.

Also, no mention of the government contractors who are also out of work and will not be getting paid.