It’s interesting. I usually start reading Splinter articles without looking at the author’s name. And then when I see it’s a serious article about a serious subject, I inevitably realize, “Oh, it must be Jorge.”

OMG, Jackie Speier just said Trump has an Edifice Complex.

Well, this is a family-accessible site, so...

I’m the biglyest fake puller upper of all time! 

“Medieval, but still works!”

“If we talk about it enough, it’s a crisis!” I’m voting for any party that can at least keep the government operational with self-inflicted gunshot wounds and people suffering. It’s, uh, not Republicans at this point.

He’s even more confused because be just pardoned a turkey, so the problem should be over.

You know what else is medieval? The public removal and humiliation of shitty leaders who lie to their subjects and rule exclusively for the benefit of their family and friends.

Do not ever use Iggy Pop in a slur against Trump again. This affront to Iggy will not stand, sir.

I’m sufficiently high right now to envision this as an episode of The Good Place and it’s kind of awesome.

He hasn’t a fucking clue what medieval means.

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

Still waiting for him to reference boiling pots of oil, fire tipped arrows, battering rams ......one of these - its got wheels and everything

There are some things that work, you know what? A wheel works, and a wall works

Seated in front of a huge gun, pounds of meth, and a giant bag full of cash

I get the feeling every time Trump is scheduled to be on TV someone pops their head into Putin’s office to say “Hey Putin, remember that sitcom you greenlit back in 2015? It’s on again. It’s hilarious!”

OK, I legit laughed out loud at this. Luzerne County is “the dark place.”

Mined in some shithole country - can’t have that in the Great Wall of ‘Gina