This is a good start, but what about that old Puerto Rico scam?

It is a more than normal amount of corruption. It is also exceptionally lazy corruption. This is Grant or Harding administration levels.

Mitch cares about Mitch. That’s it.

“No. Nothing for the wall. Nothing. No. Which part of ‘no’ don’t you understand, Savannah? Nothing for the wall.”

He heard “Game of Thrones” and thought, “Perfect! I’m going to be the gamiest of the Thrones!”

He’s so deeply unattractive in all of his choices. Biff literally can’t see that he is a walking cartoon character.

That photo on the poster makes him look like a balloon in the fog.

To add to the level of stupidity of the poster, it is referencing a time which is now in the past. It would be like him sitting there with a “2018 midterm elections are coming” poster.

It’s a big, strong word with a big strong image that his minions will eat up. But it means nothing.  It might as well have said “The McRib is Back!” And they still would have thought it makes him look presidential. 

Is he aware the picture they used on the poster makes him look like a human blimp?

The poster is atrocious but it resonates with Trump because he thinks he looks cool all the time, therefore that poster is making him look cooler because there are “tough words” on it. He’s the most handsome, the most tough, the most best words. He heard “Game of Thrones” and thought, “Perfect! I’m going to be the…

Like all of Trump’s threats and promises, this one was entirely empty.  He relies on cheap tricks and tawdry showbiz gags.  He’s trying to embarrass the United States into irrelevance.  We can’t let that happen.

In an era of stolen elections and rigged political institutions, we need to focus on the structural problems and absence of legitimate democracy rather than nitty-gritty details of individual races.

OK. I thought we had moved on from all the political stuff and generally both acknowledged that, yes, The Last Jedi was not a good film, and that hardcore Star Wars fans are the worst. Laura Dern is fine in it but her conflict with Oscar Isaac is an idiot plot that feels forced and -after the reveal- borderline…

At that point in the story, there wasn’t much of a rebellion left.  I’m sure matching uniforms was no longer something they worried about.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

“In short, Afghanistan is truly a land of contrasts.”

“The reason Russia was in Afghanistan was because terrorists were going into Russia, they were right to be there. The problem is it was a tough fight. Literally they went bankrupt and went back to being called Russia again instead of the Soviet Union.”

You expect Trump to grasp the concept of acknowledging debt & paying it off?

Fun fact: the Soviet Union did not go bankrupt. Russia assumed the roughly $70 billion in debt that the Soviet Union owed and paid it off in 2017. Fucking moron.