I can imagine some of the troops will be frustrated. Not only will they miss the holidays with their families, but they are just political pawns, that Donny forgot about by the time that the polls closed for the midterms.

They could hide it in two scoops of ice cream

Presumably when he gets military briefings, they have to wait for him to finish making “pew pew” and “boom” noises

Hahaha! They could be on the Mexican border and he wouldn’t go.

Trump recently said he wouldn’t consider Puerto Rico statehood until he liked their leaders better

Sources say Trump’s thinking around this issue stems from a Wall Street Journal article he read in October.

Puerto Rico shouldn’t be talking about statehood until they get some people that really know what they’re doing.

Trump wants a lot of shit; Trump wanted to retain a House majority, too.  I want a fucking pony.  Ain’t gonna happen.

There is no possibility Trump actually read a Wall Street Journal article. I don’t believe he could get past the font of the front page headline without falling asleep.

More like some crackpot read it and Tweeted a conspiracy theory. No fucking way Trump reads anything in print beyond the menu at KFC.

Is anyone surprised that Trump doesn’t understand paying off debt. 

Speaking of Tucker Carlson lies...thread:

Two things:

Avenatti’s client deserves the benefit of the doubt, I think.

Carlson’s version doesn’t pass the laugh test. If Mr. Granados said something negative that started the ball rolling to The Carlson Studs being angry and violent, it was almost certainly about Carlson himself. Since he’s supposed to above the fray as a proud conservative [dickbag], Carlson invented the slurs against…

Maybe the accused just wanted to play Devil’s Triangle with Tucker’s daughter. 

Of course his son is named Buckley. How have we not heard more about his kids? It seems hard to imagine any humans who could’ve grown up with more senses of entitlement than his spawn.

How dare this unidentified man call Tucker’s daughter a whore and a cunt?!? The correct term for a Republican daughter is hot piece of ass.

I wonder if that’s the kid Carlson was always talking about during the healthcare debate; that he and his wife had no insurance so they paid for the pregnancy and delivery out of their pockets; therefore so should you!

Did you mean visit his buddies in Saudi Arabia by chance?