I'm still waiting for him to announce it's John Barron. 

This sounds like the plot of Superman III, and then the plan for Office Space. 

Well, gee, maybe people wouldn’t resort to crossing illegally if crossing legally was a valid option. This is because of horrible immigration policy. 

There is no need for biowarfare! Now, if someone wanted to drop a child-size coffin on her lawn....

They obviously don't think the poors should. See Flint.

I’m sure the Republican party, which worries about concepts like ‘law and order’ and ‘morals’ and ‘ethics’ are so upset that he may have cheated his way to a win. I mean, appears to have been caught, I doubt they care. That’s the worst part, I’m sure the Republicans will declare this fake news and how the libs are out…

Adderall and girls from his friend Epstein?

And willing to bet he prefers girls who look like Ivanka.

You say that it's not part of your usual evening. Everyone can stand to have some nightly AC/DC. 

Idk but they could do a movie with Whoopi Goldberg reprising her Sister Act role!

Where is he smuggling rhem? Might want to wash them off, Donald. Eh, on second thought, don't bother.

If they’d just let us bomb them back into the stone age, we’d stop bombing them.

Mr. Ryan, it's the Hague. They're sending you a plane ticket to come and meet your favorite band, Rage Against the Machine. Why is it one way? They said that's an oversight, so you can fly home with the band. 

She's 78? Didn't know. That's 3 years older than my parents. They shouldn't be running the country either. Is she trying to hang on longer than Orrin Hatch did? Please retire.

A plum job in Dayton? I know climate change makes a difference, but I don’t think the plum trees will survive the winter.

Well, if you just take the chain out, you’d have the blocks to do it!

Can we buy a brick with a message on it? I can't imagine that would go wrong.

Her emails! What about all the Soros money buying stories about Hillary selling uranium to pay for lesbian hookers!

And it's giving Schumer more power, which is amazing since he's the minority party. Trump acts and talks like Schumer controls the Senate, and he doesn't. Trump thinks this is a way to pass blame, but it's really giving the Democrats more power than they have.

Trump shouldn't be attending state dinners after bedtime either. Which is apparently 4pm for him.