Same thoughts. You stop being his lawyer if you say you're not! Is he being paid? If it's an ongoing case, it's a little more difficult, but he can notify the court that he's not the attorney. 

Their line is likely costing them a real shot at a title run. 

I'm glad to see the Steelers got in their turnovers and dumb penalties this game. 

No need to bring up Albert Haynesworth's stomp!

Yep. And a smart businessman would have known there was no way he was going to even break even at it. The likely assumed ridiculous business to make the business plan work.

These guys sure like to launder money. 

I'm thinking that a guy who bankrupted three casinos probably shouldn't be in charge of trade agreements. 

No, it's a related story.... Sad!

If he walks far enough in any direction, eventually he’ll find a McDonald’s.

Nope. Liked My Name is Earl, and it's a play on the joke of a mob boss named Don (so, Don Don). 

How corrupt do you have to be, to get the gerrymandered State of NC, to investigate you for voter fraud? That's Adrian Peterson telling someone their hit their kids too much.

The double-shot! Illegal and unconstitutional! Trump does less winning than the Washington Generals (not the ones in the administration, although they're not winning - I mean the ones who play the Globetrotters).

Nice pun, since "gaining steam" was from coal-fired steam engines.

Strike out “akin to”. 

For $16,000 a job, State would do better to hire people at minimum wage to do, anything 

The Old Man, Fred Trump was Paulie. Don Sr is Fredo. Don Jr is like Fredo Jr, he's like a fuzzy photocopy of a fuzzy photocopy.

I can also see a race to the bottom, where Northwestern is told to drastically cut tuition or they're out of the Big not-10-anymore.

Based on watching the Martian several times, I'd say there was no reason under maritime law to force a person to come back to earth, provided they don't "claim" the moon and are content to live in international "waters". I will admit, I'm not a lawyer, and I don't know if this is correct.

May I suggest "Benevolent Dictator" for your third?

And it needs some misspeeled wurds with Random kaputiZation.