I thought it was a paid advertisement. Thanks for clearing that up.

don't worry. we won anyway. i think.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

When you get down to it, it is kind of strange that we get together and pretend to collect teams of employees, and award them imaginary points for things they do at their jobs, just because they work in football.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Didn't baseball lower the mound so pitchers wouldn't throw up these kinds of numbers again? Yet here is Sexton Godshaw pitching like it's 1964.

It's too bad for Andrew McCutchen that he has to play in the same league as Jesus Christ himself. It also sucks for me as a Giants fan and a Catholic that Clayton Kershaw is Jesus Christ himself.

Yeah, you got that one, but it still refutes that guy's comment. That was actually the first podcast I listened to in about two years. My timing's still fuckin awesome.

So.... 7 years later

They will never approve your comment but you are absolutely right.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Steve Bisciotti's name sounds like someone Pesci's trying to kill. I'll give him this, he's a pretty tough nut to crack - would probably "protect the shield" up to the point where his head's in a vice.

He looks like how I imagine Raysism looks.

Excellent thinking to make sure Red Sox and Yankees people are represented, too. Those two teams really shine at getting through a game in a timely fashion.

Any situation in which the outcome is less Eagles fans is OK with me.

Sochi raised the bar to $51 billion, but wasn't that mostly because $37 billion of that was just loaded up in dump trucks and distributed as political favor?

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