STARS!

24 hours to come up with that? Man, this guy really puts the slow in “Winslow should have been quicker with his comeback considering the fact that he doesn’t have a job in the NFL anymore due to his questionable behavior and squandering of his enormous potential during a career slowed by injury.”

At least we can all agree that both these guys enjoy spreading their seed, the only difference being that Cromartie seems to hit a lot more targets.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Good luck Matt! Hope you can live up to this contract!

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Can't blame the guy for trying to make the Maoist of the moment.

Can't wait for Gawker's "End Athletics" series.

Finally, a poster involving an FSU athlete that says something other than "WANTED."

Looks like someone got carried away with the name-your-price tool.

Hopefully, D'truth will D'quell this whole silly argument.

I lost it at "don't trip". +1

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

The school band playing throughout the whole fight was a nice touch.

On a really terrible day, you made this Tar Heel laugh. Thank you. "It's like there's a party on my mouth and everyone's invited!"

We chanted this at Shelden Williams constantly when we played Duke my senior year. Also, I think every student had a sign to this effect:

Fittingly, the commentary was provided in Ancient Greek.