Deadspin Commenter JustinJump Fully Breaks Down Watching T.Y. Hilton Nearly Breaking Down Talking About His Newborn Daughter

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

How much is he going to get fined for that?

I always enjoy it when a commenter is the only one doing the thing he simultaneously is condemning and telling everyone not to do. Your high horse only has one good leg, bud.

We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

That's awesome. SPORTS!

Two low-arced threes goin craaazy

Laid back, with my mind on my turnover to assist ratio and my turnover to assist ratio on my mind.

Rugby guy here. Jarryd Hayne is an absolute fucking monster and the sole reason why New South Wales beat Queensland this year in the State of Origin series—that is, the series which many consider to be the best rugby league competition in the world. New South Wales hadn't won it for 9 years, and this guy as well as…

More like No Balance, amirite?

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

At least Ben Shelly beat this guy.

Yeah, I think you hit the underlying interest I wasn't considering. I just want to watch the NFL implode in as many ways as possible.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

You don't want them to show you that guy who got rear-ended in the exit ramp, either.