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But he was being gritty and always giving 110% if it's the other way around.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

I never thought my life would come to the point where I am clicking a link for a backstory on a guy throwing a raccoon...but here we are...

Yeah. According to the team, the cat will be throwing out a hair ball.

Okay, okay. I have a great joke. The cat is going to throw the pitch with his PAUSE!

Haha what the fuck

That's nothing; the Yankees just signed the dog.

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

Vintage Deadspin. +1

A senseless tragedy that could have been avoided. Seriously, people, if you're shooting a video, hold your phones in landscape mode.

Except...he admired his blast and jogged lightly ALL THE WAY TO FIRST BASE. Idiot.

I feel like they probably yell "SPALDING!!" instead

Did and done.

At least this asshole knows how to hold a phone while shooting video.