You beat me to it!

It's a good thing Eric Bolling found an employer who is so dumbass friendly.

When in doubt ask a Cardinals fan.

Trust me, you don't want to know Oxnard well...or on any level.

Bless you.

What the Fagerstrom is up with that name???

Left-handed batting Kendry + right-handed batting Kendry = Kendrys

UFC = desperate

Yes, I was making a joke. But seriously, his dad is a prop, and an annoying one at that.

"We largely ignore it in regular society..."

YOU largely ignore it. Don't speak for the rest of us.

Because Ray Rice knocked a woman unconscious in an elevator. Did you not hear about that part?

I paid way too much for a bad BJ once.

Why haven't they done a damn thing about his dad???? For fuck's sake send that man back to Chelsea Lately.

When questioned by police at the scene Oden stated, "FEE FI FO FUM".

Bless you.

Hunter Pence throws a baseball as if his elbow is stapled to his hip.

Personally, I would never negotiate with a man wearing that suit.

"...I bbelieve no one should touch anyone period." Speaking of not having balls.

You must be a small man. Did your ex girlfriend hurt you? If so, I'm sorry.