"HE WASN'T PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY!!!! AAAAAARGH!" (Guess the fan base)

Hitting a heavybag a few thousand times per day for decades on end (wraps or not) dramatically increases the density and strength of the bones in your hands and arms. Also, we're talking about him fighting T.I., not a Gracie.

We should schedule a meet up and fake wrestle about it.

Do you still watch cartoons?

It still baffles me that grown men watch this crap. Is it accurate to call this the male equivalent of a soap opera?

Pretty sure they'll be watching this:

Just another case of big government getting in the way of a hordes of obese Texans trying to exercise their freedom by watching high school football in structurally unsafe, unnecessarily large football stadiums. What the do "engineers" know about football anyway?!

Why would they take off their sunglasses before the gay sex?

If you're not an attorney then you definitely missed your calling.

How many raccoons does that guy have at his disposal?!

Not really feline your humor.

That's quite the theory you're working with there. Is this what Timberwolves fans do with their spare time (aka the playoffs).

That's a blueprint for disaster.

I'm sorry Mark Jackson OOOOOH! this is for reeeal!

Wow. If you're trying to hurt LeGrand's feelings it's not gonna work.

He also has a very curious combination of physical traits.

It's the only way people who shoot video in portrait mode will learn.

If by 'pulling a Puig' you mean putting forth maximum effort. You dumb fuck. http://lockerdome.com/mlbmemes/61700…

Watch Myers' follow through, you dumb fuck.

Thank you.