Facepalm yourself.

I'd take the dudes in the black polos over those chumps in the gold tanks any day of the week.

At least CBS had the good sense to cut away. NBC still has a camera trained on Bode Miller.

"Trolls for Kershaw"? How dumb are you, really?

Old-timey jokes are the best!

Fantastic.

Matheny is just trying to ensure that Martinez is pleasuring himself "the right way".

Bravo.

Hearing voices is a serious psychological issue.

When will people start getting committed for shit like this?

420 times out of 400.

Michael Diamondstein is a next level Jewish name.

Next stop for Rice: ESPN football analyst.

Plenty of space for his boomerangs and wallabies.

If we simply look at history we'll see that Rice has nothing to worry about. Ray Lewis' defense was full of holes and he still walked.

He's also VERY dumb.

I see Yao still insists on bringing his own lunch.

Ha! An East Chester man would never concern himself with such frivolous affairs.

He should get paid in Jaguars. One every day. That'll show him.

Ballsy.