Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.

Steve Bannon look like he was bitten by a radioactive slob.

Trusted source from DC. No-one-knows. They’re in a complete stand still and have been told to stop work on anything not essential. Further, they’re not allowed to talk about it. The administration has completely ignored requests for clarification, have not returned calls or emails. This isn’t normal for new…

I want to stop writing about dumb tweets. Please make the dumb tweets stop. Please.

Time to play America’s fastest growing game show... which crap and/or fake news report was Trump half watching which stirred him to fire off this latest tweet attacking an American company?

Are we going to have 4 years of these stupid tweets or is some staffer going to muster up the balls to tell him to stop?

Gay ice cream gags? Ladies and gentlemen, we finally know Richard Hammond’s burner account!

A penguin’s driving down the highway when his engine starts sputtering and smoking. He gets off at the next exit and finds the nearest garage. The penguin proceeds to tell the mechanic what happened and the mechanic says “Give me 10 minutes to look at it to see if I can find the problem.”

Faraday Future

I can’t be the only one a tad skeptical about this, right? Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of reason to believe this story, but I hear “YouTube star famous for pranks” and I start to question it just a little.

Maybe it’s the pics, but the seats and the steering wheel are simply gorgeous. I love me some BMWs but I wouldn’t kick the Polestar version of this out of bed for eating crackers.

A large, quiet, safe, elegant, comfortable, luxury car.

OK, but why THE FUCK was the black truck going so fast?

The model the rest of the world gets....

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

I have a perfect car for this one. Fiat 500L. It’s surprisingly capable, can get with 6-speed 3-pedal, has a unique look that only the mother could love (and you are a mother), rides handles rather well, and most importantly, there’s just not a thing quite like it. Never mind the reliability and the worst dealers,…

Yes. Side view mirrors would be a good addition given the number of posters who don’t seem to have them on their vehicle.

How could it possibly be perceived as a win for him? He took literally no concrete action to do anything because he doesn’t actually wield any power until he’s sworn in.

And even so, UAW agreements have locked in these jobs anyway. If there’s anybody to credit for keeping production around it’s unions.

Heaven for-fucking-bid that an automotive blog get out in front of a political story that is directly at the heart of the American automotive industry and which they can talk about with knowledge, depth, and most importantly, specific knowledge of models, plants, and a history of tracking where vehicles are slated to…