The way you know this didn’t happen in Florida is that nobody was also on fire, or later attacked by a swarm of feral purse dogs.

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

As an enormous, astronomically large fan of hip-hop, this is exactly right.

I know I should be wishing that the next GTA goes somewhere new, but I'd really like to see 1980's Vice City on current-gen.

To be fair it's not like he's a fan of Christians either.

While I agree that the best thing the US and its allies could do in the Middle East is to provide education and opportunities to young, disaffected youth, we continue to live in a violent, tumultuous world.

It's all volunteers in this effort. Surely you can do without the Z-Index volume?

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

"Someone should tell Taylor Swift about stop-and-frisk, or poverty levels, or the effects of school budget cuts, or people of color being pushed out of the neighborhoods they have populated for decades because of condos and Ted Talks."

You're demanding an awful lot from a bubblegum pop singer.

It's a little confusing to me that Facebook and Apple's move to cover egg freezing is getting this same "but it's not enough!" cry from everyone when they already offer other great benefits for parents:

"Facebook already provides four months of paid paternity and maternity — same-sex couples included — and $4,000 in…

As an Asian who has spent most his life squatting over pit toilets, I consider the Sitting Toilet Constipation (STC) to be a status symbol, like gout and high-heel toes.

Have you tried it, tho? It makes for a good poop experience.

Not to be trumped by Salt-n-Pepa's "Let's talk about Clap, baby"

1. In lieu of my own actual weapon, I felt lucky to have a dude around, a Boy Scout, a chase-after-the-guy sort of dude. The world's best weapon against a dude if you don't have a weapon yourself is another dude, right? Irrational or not, that's what it felt like. Just glad I had a dude. (Thanks, dude.)

I spent the first six months of my daughter's life googling "why do people even have kids?" To say I had a hard time adjusting would be an understatement. I was not suffering from postpartum depression in any other sense than I realized my old life was over and I would never ever ever EVER have it back. I was mourning…