Chamberlain just droned on.

Holy cow! The Prez tested positive for Liberal Hoax.

So how much will my deductible be again?

Some men just want to watch the world urinate.  

He should have went with a Checker’s speech but instead of a dog they are keeping the Minnie Mouse headbands . . . I guess.

I can remember exactly where I was and what I was doing the day the Challenger blew up, when 9/11 happened, and when I saw JJ’s star-festooned titty.

It would be both weird and delightful to put ‘Monica Lewinsky’ in a cigar.

I agree that it is rather silly to consider your primary residence as an investment. My concern is that in many markets across the country there are few, if any, protections for renters. So we see stories about a renter who was paying $600.00 a month being upped to $1,200.00 a month because that is what the market…

Taylon, I’mma let you finish but can I borrow 53 million dollars first.

9 is too old to believe in Santa.

WWJDD . . . I guess we know the answer.

No it’s okay. He brought aluminum foil.

“Are they really so catastrophically stupid that they can’t see it?”

The simple answer is “yes.” The much more difficult answer is “yes.”

“ But other than that they had to keep their feelings to themselves.” like most white people.

My fur baby has resting bitch face.

If she keeps going at this pace, she’s going to make herself go blind.

I blame Mercer Mayer.

Wow. She really needs to shave.

Reading this from a male perspective, my eye was immediately drawn to the bald-faced lie:

I talk to God a lot now. In fact he helped me write my hit single “These Hoes Aint Loyal.” Thanks big guy.