i will not let murdering tweens take slenderman away from me.

Sex with head trauma can be confusing....

Person 1: Was it good for you?
Person 2: I can't remember

panties OFF.

Other student groups often perpetuate exclusivity and hazing, theater groups and music (esp marching bands) are great examples of this.

The shitty, culty exclusionism is what people like about them.

How does anyone come by an irrational hatred that isn't actually real?

pooper poling prompts parental prevention plea

Extra evidence that summer was awesome: got married, bought a house, new job for hubs AND money leftover to buy kayaks once we take possession of said house. Kayaks make everything better.

I like your style. After the Mid-East crisis started really heating up, I had to give NPR a break. I usually listen to it when I'm in the car but after I turned it off, I realized how much bad/sad news I was taking in all day long. I love them for their interviews and great shows, but sometimes you just have to give…

It's a good thing they finally got engaged. Their hips are probably chafing from all those side hugs.

Screw apologizing for this shit spreading to other parts of Gawker Media. You have to functionally be a moron to think this would not spread.

He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.

I can't take this seriously, you praised the show Girls..

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

You are awesome.