or watch porn.

Not this guy. Beauty is more than skin deep for me. She's not even a real felon. Such a turn off.

Good grief, we can't even make our own fake IDs? We're doomed.

damn. No Game of Thrones.

This is what make non-linear stories so great in my opinion.

These have changed my life. http://www.jimmydean.com/products/panca…

Madeline, please take more vitamins. PLEASE.

" (and that going out and buying an expensive new thing only displaces the issue)"

George Carlin was right . . . we are here because the earth wanted plastic.

ok

Nope. I lost my potential job to some woman whose life-ambition was to look pretty and turn letters.

Nope. They went with a candidate that was a little more grounded. In retrospect they made the right choice.

I was asked once by a potential employer what my "dream job" would be. I answered that I would like to replace Pat Sajak on Wheel.

My Dixie flag - yes, my bucky balls - maybe, my slenderman costume - NEVER!

"The Prince/hero turns out to be a scheming villain. He pretended to love her and then he double crosses her and she gets the lesson taught to her not to trust those nasty scheming conniving men. "

OR

One in five people misspell 'recieve.'

Today I learned my Great Grandmother is Blossom..

Can I request the aroma you first take in upon entering an ice cream store? That or the smell of the library at UMASS because it brings up a lot of fond memories. Good times. Good times.

I don't give a shit about any of this . . . because I'm a double Sagittarius.

Friends don't let freinds wear Google Glass.