Google it. Can't post pics here.

The first detail they need to work out is what kind of cover-up will Nick do on the giant "Mariah" tatoo on his back.

The first detail they need to work out is what kind of cover-up will Nick do on the giant "Mariah" tatoo on his back.

If only I hadn't received so many participatory trophies, I could have come to avoid all the giant shit storms that erupted in my adult live. I blame my parents and Obama.

Brng bck dsmvwlings.

Depends. Is the lion a Lannister?

But nothing about the appalling working conditions of children chimney sweeps?

She is used to being booed by audiences.

Ugh. Flavored vodkas? I'll take the kidney stones.

Do you know who Riff Raff is?

So really. Just one train. Not impressed.

I wanted it to be three different trains; each going different directions ala Looney Tunes.

Do you even Nurse?

THESE HANDS DON'T TOUCH FONDENT! LIKE EVER.

One planet's Plastiglomerate is another's unobtainium.

I want to be a breech baby that kills Melisandre. She screams, "Ding! Dang!" Dies.

So do you have to put the seat forward to load the criminals in to the back or do they ride shotgun?

I just checked and my car insurance doesn't cover act of vigilante.

That exercise worked wonder for Soleil Moon Frye.

I'm curious why they have to forfeit when not enough team members show up. Is ghost man not showing up as well?

Gone the choices, I have to vote my conscience . . . and not vote at all. #marchsadness