Et tu, Lando?

Team valium. On that stuff i could sit through any insurance seminar with a smile on my face.

Why?

I ate a ghost pepper Burger at Killer Burger in Washington. 6hours of unrelenting pain later and I was cured of my spicy food addiction.

Wait. Alaskas's most played artist is Ginger Kwan? I'm not sure how we made the jump from Eminem to her. I'm not even sure who Ginger Kwan is.

No I fixed the ending to the Original Hunger games.

"Go to Netflix and watch Love Is All You Need, and write an approximately 500-word review."

Women always do this to me with porn.

I am wating to see who the Swift Boat vets respond.

Always leave them wanting.

I've been doing this for years. This is why I prefer flats to drumettes. It's a great way to eat but occasionally the wing will slip and fly forward.

Can they please cull the three wolf moon t-shirt listing. I bought 100 shirts and have yet to get laid.

Good point, Slick. I can't even begin to imagine the kind of terror that my insurance and credit card company could unleash on my family if they knew I have watched Steel Magnolias twice this month.

What are you hiding?

What are you hiding?

Regardless of his intentions, nothing was ever done to restrict guns. I'm not sure anything was even on his radar until a spree of fish bowl killings started.

After Obama won his 2nd term, my brother-in-law made a small fortune at his gun shop selling guns to people who are afraid of Obama taking away their precious guns. Funny thing is, if you look at his first term, he did absolutely nothing to restrict gun sales.

There is no accounting for taste but to call it 'hideous' is out of line. It is a well thought out movie with possibly the most interesting soundtrack I have ever heard.

You . . . shall . . . not . . . pa - uba-gluga uba-glugu.

I KNEW IT!