“I’ve heard many people saying we need to cancel the elections this year out of concern for the public health, and I’ll say that this is something we’re looking at very strongly.”

“The Explorer and next gen mustang will share a bunch of underpinnings, so this would be easier than before.”

But a dustpan and broom...

I was about the same, but a bit earlier. While I was hoping we might get some small run of Mk8 ST’s I assumed we were doomed when they announced small car cancellation in NA.

If Ford let me buy this, I would gladly trade in my Mk 7 ST yesterday.

The simplest way for Ford to get my money would be to make a car I want to buy. But they cancelled all those in an attempt to sell EcoSports, so I’m not in danger of buying a Ford any time soon.

George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, “Fat Donald” Trump, and I were also born in 1946, a year which has a lot to answer for.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

If they’re planning on moving 200,000 of them, they better have 200,000 of those red Rs too, because that’ll probably be the number one accessory 

Is the Veloster N counted in a different category because the price is lower?

I feel like if you are a person who needs to ask Tom if it’s a good idea to buy from the junkyard, you’re a person who shouldn’t buy from the junkyard.

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Do you have like fucking dementia or something? We’ve been over this.

OK, and I can not stress this enough, Boomer.

Millennials are insufferable

FLOTNZOO

Spit out my water at this, thank you.

Unless you’re a dinosaur. 

“I can prove I’m God. You can’t prove I’m not. Now, how can I prove I’m God? Well, there are six definitions for God in the American Heritage Dictionary, and number five is a very handsome man, and my wife says I’m a very handsome man, and nobody argues with my wife.”

I wonder what name he put on the back of his boat?