Of course no one drove it. It's a TVR. They can’t figure out how to open the doors.

Yeah.  Some decisions seem so obviously bad, that it’s hard not to pull the curtains back on everything else.

Eh, this also reads as a smaller company that doesn’t really know how to hire competent admin/HR and has their priorities messed up.

I don’t know. The e-mail is incredibly boring and careful in how it says things, like it was run past the in-house counsel first. 

Let people buy tickets for normal-sized dogs.

“And who is Jason Tochinsky?”

Because we’ve beaten irony senseless and locked it in the basement, this song is a favorite of my Trump-loving step-father.

Nissan, your startup status has been renewed.

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I hope you did your morning stretches before patting yourself on the back like that.  

I hear Amazon will write blank checks to any idiots with a drone.

GM understands the need for boxes that LS swap parts come in. 

there used to be a blog by someone who worked for the inventory company RGIS, which was hilarious and relatable for those of us who spent Saturday nights counting soup cans in a grocery store (it was part time and very flexible, perfect job for a mom with a young child). Check out “Tales of an RGIS auditor” for…

I can get behind this. I’m about to leave my dealership job for a new job in the corporate side of a major auto parts store chain. In 11 plus years of dealership life, I have seen some things. However a customer writing profanities about the dealer i worked on the bathroom wall was probably the best, especially…

I worked in dealerships from the 80's through the 2000's. I could tell stories people simply would not believe.

This was enlightening.

I don’t think you understand what a final drive ratio is bud.

I can’t stand the thought of some innocent guy thinking I’m an asshole on accident. I want to earn my label as an asshole.

I knew Jack Feces. Jack Feces was my friend. You Jason Torchinsky, are no Jack Feces.