How many loud, uncomfortable, in-your-face sports cars have you owned?

They could use the Justy, which is in the B segment and has an inline engine... but it’s really just a rebadged very tall Daihatsu at this point, so it’d be wholly unsuited.

They come in handy when you need to make “workforce reductions” . . . . 

Might not be small enough to be competitive, but the Crosstrek would work. Vermont Sportscar (who also build Subaru Rally Team USA’s cars) have a Subaru XV all kitted up to rally:

I see there are a lot of comments with respect to this already, but I’ll just add “Lighten up, Francis.”

Thank you for coming to the defense of Bill Ford on the internet. 

Rally Green on the 2020 Camaros is a damn fine color:

I’mma let you finish...

This must be a state by state thing.

Having short yellow lights, and varying lengths of time from town to town are very important to revenue genera..... I mean public safety.  

If the name of the car matters that much to you, you’re not that into the car, just the image.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Wait, you’re riding on the sidewalk and she’s the idiot?

My favorite is when people do this on a 2-lanes-per-direction road.  They come to a complete stop, but that doesn’t mean the other lane is going to.  So, now I have to wait for everyone to pile past them in a single lane instead.  I appreciate the sentiment, but you’re just making everything worse for everyone.

Well. When a Mach-E smokes a GT in acceleration tests maybe they’ll change the name of the ICE one to Probe.

Chonk-E

Obviously we are watering down the COTD by launching this new Mustang COTD alternative award.

how dare you besmirch my writing by implying that this take is good

This is the classic Beetle version of the Honda Motocompo.