That’s because the Taurus was a full size car with a mid size interior.

Exactly. The problem is that the Trax and Ecosport suck.

Eliminating less expensive options is a great way to lock out younger buyers from your brand before they have the job/income to afford your more expensive options. Instead, they will become loyal to whatever brand their first car is... which isn’t going to be yours any more. Seem like a very short-sighted solution, as…

Ford Mustang Mustang

How do we convince Dad’s to buy an electric crossover?

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Everybody in Star Wars is actually a Grim Face Harley guy who rides in any weather with no helmet

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I’m glad he pulled over. It’s very dangerous to have a high speed chaise in an area with so many pedestrians. 

or Figaro’s

I just want a Barra Falcon! but a V8 will do in a pinch

You have a $12,000 car and you can’t afford $250 for a set of wheels and tires off of Craigslist? That’s what I paid for a set for my Focus, got them from a former ST owner.

Detroiter here, Last winter I put my snows on in October and it didn’t snow until mid December. I waited longer this year and doomed us all. Sorry Ya’ll.

What does the crash mean, though?

I’ve watched an engine explode while flying through a mountain blizzard at night and your experience sounds MUCH more terrifying to me.

Personally, Drunk 60 year old woman hitting on the 25 year old man next to her. 2nd place is the grumpy 70 year old that got up to go pee on final approach and cussed everyone out on the way back for telling her to sit down for 30 more seconds. (Not sure why we didn’t have to abort the landing).

Wow, “Ok boomer,” really works.

Well apparently no one loves them so, yeah maybe.

Are you telling me this is a pumped-up Kick?

This one at least comes with a thumb detector.