to take care of my yard twice a year

Or you could just use a battery, which is good for about an hour’s worth of use.

I.D. Buzz or GTFO. 

NASCAR: The whole country is turning left!

Haas needs a sponsor? Might I suggest a good tax attorney first?

I’ve read this sentence four times and still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

(Except angry grilles and Hummer body kits on Wranglers. Unacceptable.)

Or if you want to keep up with the current livestock markets and the 5 state trader on WNAX.

When I moved to the US all I could afford was a 1980 Toyota Corona ($300), with a radio that got only one station - WMAL 530AM out of DC - Paul Harvey, SportsTalk and, yes, Rush Limbaugh. I couldn’t believe the bile he spewed on a regular basis, after growing up with the genteel NPR-like national radio in Ireland.…

The first time anyone ever asked me that question, I assumed they were talking about the band.

Yuck.

Finally, an anthem for being a dirtbag.

But I’m just running in for 1 item. Surely I’m more important than everyone else at the convenience store buying 2 or more items.

‘When interviewed for the Nine O‘Clock News, Mr. Rockatansky blamed the Jews for the oncoming hurricane, the price of gas and everything else wrong with the world’.

Yeah, these autonomous car jokes almost write themselves.

Waymo rules than needed.

(Someone had to start the pun thread. Though that barely qualifies.)

Looks more like an Accord Coupe to me.

Well you know what they say, if it’s broke, don’t fix it.

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.