I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

It’s gonna get T-Boned on it’s first night drive, I guarantee it

It started like this, it can’t get any worse

Scraps, you say?

So Toyota basically wants to make a modern version of the 1st generation Mazda MPV, which could be equipped with part-time 4WD system with a locking center differential and a 4 corner load leveling suspension that would raise ground clearance in 4WD.

“They’re still blaming Gen Xers”

You’re right, the C5 hasn’t aged a day.

One of my daughters works in collections at a credit Union so I texted her and she said they have no list for new, but they do have a list for used. It is based on dealers who sell quality used and is updated every 6 months. They also strongly suggest an independent inspection.

Well, it’s bound to deter a lot of other innocent murderers.

If screwing with banks is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

“HI, PHIL SWIFT HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL!”

Maybe call a computer guy to take a look.

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Ah, memories of Scions

You mean in 4 months?

My favorite part of the last recession was being 16 and helping my parents pay the mortgage with my side-of-the-road fruit stand vending money!

I had a BMW with functioning turn signals.

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

I just want an option where it’s a toddler making motorcycle noises. that toddler may or may not be me.

22 year old politics guru leaves.