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kyleshootscars, Eurotrash Tragic
e34less

The M508 is your friend. You have to do a layer of tint/vinyl to match the display to the factory gauge colors, but it works and looks so nice.

I just did an M508 in my 91 535i. I had to tint the display to match the rest of the dash lights, but it looks almost factory now.

Next you’re gonna say something crazy like “we should help people, not huge faceless corporations.” That’s commie talk and I will not stand for it.

I’m listening...

So my old E34 wagon was basically a Tesla, then. RIP you big green pile of junk.

I’m genuinely curious if you managed to get asking price for these. I’ve never paid more than $1/pair for old navy flops in my whole life and I bought mine new.

My dad responded to some idiot trying to offer $500 for a $2000 truck by saying “As long as it’s sandwiched between 1500 more dollars, you can do whatever you want, buddy.”

I work alongside my store’s sales team and the number of sales leads that come in with “This car is listed for $45,000, will you take $20?” is astonishing. We would politely respond “Thanks but no thanks” to question one.

If you vaporize the other driver when they rear-end you, does their insurance still cover it?

I can’t believe you bastards made me learn something today.

We just had a former sales customer drop close to $1500 on a new steering rack for their ST just out of warranty. I hadn’t heard of this issue before, and now I’ve seen two in a month.

Need to bother my dad about getting his Sunbeam out. He got his Pacific Coast out and rode it a few days ago now that its nice out here in Ohio.

Honestly a little disappointed it’s not just an EV with range extender. I want a 3 cylinder 1.0L truck that’ll show muscle cars its tail lights. It wouldn’t sell to “real” truck buyers, but I’d sure as hell buy one.

My dealership has all departments open. We sold like, 3 cars last week.

American Exceptionalism, ladies and germs.

So dealers can make money putting Yokohama Geolanders and lift kits on them with huge markup. Duh. Also roof baskets. Can’t forget roof baskets...

My department got a rag and a spray bottle of bleach water yesterday. Safety gear secured!

Not sure why you’d be reading news headlines for entertainment right now... But to each their own I guess.

Just rent a wood chipper. Modern problems require modern solutions.

A decent number of Ford dealers are currently offering the option to have a sales person bring the car to your house to test drive/look at as the default sales method. I’ve gotten about 9000 emails from ford dealer support about it in the last 3 days. It’ll only be as clean as the sales guy delivering it, but I guess