Exactly-like deadspin

Woman haters meet man hater. Yikes, why did he even ask you to come. It doesn’t sound like it would be fun for anyone

Love your moral indignation, especially since hobnobbing with odious people is how he got money to raise you.

This is actually a complete can of worms that effectively is a he-said/she-said. While Snopes says it isn’t true, there are plenty of other sources that says it is. Who says who is right and wrong.

If you’ve lost Kate Upton, use smaller words.

*Not in the traditional way that NFL quarterbacks are expected to win......but still.

Always at it with the hard hitting sports action! Gawker is dead, let it go...

had a kid rob a liquor store wearing a had and hoodie but giant names tattooed on the back of his hands.

The first rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club. The second rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club.

I’m glad my view from atop this horse is because I didn’t help murder anyone.

I’m sure he and Ray Lewis, who got away with helping to murder a guy, get a good laugh out of all of this.

Terrell Owens does.

NOPE. DON’T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.

Actually trying to justify this is just digging the hole deeper. I’ll just shut up and accept that I’m human scum.

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago

Of COURSE he was real... Oh wait, you weren’t supposed to know that... Well, the surgery and everything...