Well, remember Survivor and all the water challenges?

Shame about that typo, but its been gold ever since.

The #NiggerNavy hashtag is a must see on twitter.

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Uh something like this is his plan I take it.

I’m very friendly with his cousin Fap Towel

It looks like the contrast is broken on my monitor.

I feel like that’s the ONLY way he masturbates.

I’m not going to contest this.

This headline and article are strokes of genius.

There is no way Russell Wilson casually cranks one out. If/when he does, it is a furious attempt to come to completion before the shame of selfishly pleasuring his body overtakes him.

As a gelatinous blob, whose skeleton fled long ago, I offer my testimonial. Sadly it is too late for me. Let’s hope your heartfelt endorsement helps others.

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Where can I read more of this?

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

Usually Wrist uses a lot of sock.