This bowman takes from the rich and gives to...himself. Welp, doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

That’s cool. That means larger tips for the busboy at Red Lobster. Jim Tomsula’s happy!

Baba Booey!

You kept this one short. Probably for the best for.

“Bob, what you are seeing here is the famous Rio Carinval, where tens of thousands of Cariocas—that’s the local name for Rio citizens—congregate in the streets and break out into simultaneous samba. It usually takes place in February before Lent, but such is their simple-minded joy at hosting this coming together of…

I was really hoping that things might not turn out as bad for the Rio Olympics as everyone was predicting. But, based on today’s events during the road cycling competition, I’m not optimistic anymore.

1.3 million tix unsold for the “opening ceremony”? And protesters managed to “out the torch out”? The prep work for Rio is about as solid as the proof reading work here.

‘1.3 million tickets for the opening ceremony remain unsold.’

I doubt it’s “1.3 million tickets for the opening ceremony remain unsold.”

I can’t wait for NBC’s coverage of this, “Spirited celebrations have broken out throughout Rio, as Brazilians are overcome with joy at hosting the Olympics.”

I hope she’ll be the only one allowed to hold the baby.

I’m pretty sure that the Zika virus is less hazardous to a child than having Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens as your parents.