Sorry try this, just in case look up Scam City Rio on Youtube.

At this point the Russians are being done a favor by being banned...

The Coriolis effect does not affect which way water drains down walls.

So many stars for you! I can hear Astrud Gilberto singing this.

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

This was extremely literal! It shit a brick of literality on my face which immediately melted upon seeing how many upvotes it got! Have another!

Brown and slick and soft and smelly

+1

And Aussies are used to living in an environment that seems to be engineered for the sole purpose of constantly trying to kill them.

yes, we can only hope.

They should have asked Parker and Stone could they make Mr. Hankey the Olympic Mascot!

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

Took me a minute but Damn! Well done! +1

No. They’ll report on it, but it will be through more comedic Instagram posts from athletes, and a 5 minute aside from Bob Costas, who we hope won’t contract pink eye again.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

What are they complaining about? The toilet’s output goes right into the sailing and swimming venues.

God dammit. +1

I have a feeling NBC is not going to report on the problems very much. They want shiny, happy, uplifting stories.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.