That’s a big reason why some of their biggest stars over the years like Daniel Bryan and Kevin Owens are so popular, because they have more common-man or construction-site physiques and don’t look like the front cover of Vince’s sperm-soaked Muscle and Fitness magazines.

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Are u a moron?

All good questions. The roided up image is valid, especially considering where they were about five or six years ago, but if you compare the bodies of current performers to that time, you see a huge difference. For example, google Kevin Owens, Dean Ambrose or Sami Zayn who are all top level talent there currently.

I don’t think they care since they just sold for $4b. Dana has already gotten a nice check. The Fertitta brothers picked UFC up for $2m back in 2002 (almost the exact same amount that Vince McMahon paid for WCW in 2001), so they have arguably made the most successful individual investment in a company since people…

Fifteen years ago Brock was picked up for possession of steroids in Kentucky. During a Real Sports interview he became angry when questioned about steroids and refused to answer questions. I live by the principle that if an athlete does something that is “superhuman” chances are he or she took something to make…

I thought all 39-year-olds look like that.

I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.

A guy who looks like that is using PED’s? The hell you say!

I was more surprised when Hayden Christensen turned out to be Darth Vadar.

BREAKING: guy who has been clearly juicing his entire life fails drug test

It’s called “A murder” of white people.

The dream I didn’t know I had...until now.

Next year, can we get Norm MacDonald to host the Deadspin Correspondents Dinner?

You know when you finally see what your favorite radio DJs look like?

And now for the show itself. Skip ahead to about the 10:00 mark and wait for Drew to start yelling:

Drew is a weird motherfucker with the voice of a 13 year old in the midst of the worst case of puberty in human history.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue.

There’s that old saw about never seeing how sausage is made.

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