Did yours have the black and white polkadot interior?

God, those things were slow. My brother had one. He thought it was fast. I blew his doors off with my 3spd Tempo...

Ugly, slow, AND rusty... It’s the holy Trinity for half of the Jalopnik writing staff.

All-Caps ad = automatic CP. No one wants to deal with a psychopath.

Did John Voigt own this car or something?

“Alternatively, it could be the single-digit fuel economy you just know it’s going to get on the regular.”

Whomever voted NP on this, I know a certain Nigerian prince who is in desperate need of someone to cash his inheritance check at an American bank...

No mileage listed, dirty engine bay, mods on a “stock” vehicle, 9 years old, >$15k equals CP. So tired of the Subaru tax on old, beat cars...

Nice car, Crack price. These cars aren't THAT special to command that premium price. This is a $6500 car all day long.

You can get an actual, purpose-built Class C RV, with less mileage mind you, for the same price. You would be more comfortable, and a whole lot less creepy. CP

Looks like an interesting way to die... I think I'd prefer a motorcycle so my passenger would ride in a bit more comfort.

This thing is way too MAGA-Boomer to get my vote. Gross... CP (Crotchety Pipe)

You can definitely tell. Those awful Pep Boys-esque “vents” on the front fenders that Buick insists on including give it away every time. Gross.

I wanted to like this, I really did.

But basically double the HP, triple the torque, and way more weight to front, and this thing will try to kill you on the daily. Snap oversteer is a real thing, and in an S2000, especially an AP1, it’s going to bite you sooner rather than later, especially with those low profile…

If this passes a PPI without anything major being wrong, it’s NP for sure. $3k for a running and driving car that you'd actually want to own is a rare thing where I live.

This car is about to get very expensive. That's why they're selling it. Canadian Crack Pipe (CCP).

This should be 100% CP, but the Jeep owners of Jalopnik are required to do whatever it takes to keep used prices as inflated as possible...

Too many mods. Too many miles. Too many dollars. Too few pedals.

Seems rather pricey for a Tiburon...

Had one (1999 GTI VR6). It was a solid, reliable car for me. I fixed the front struts at around 100k, and replaced a frayed ABS sensor a bit later. Otherwise, no issues, and a great highway commuting car. Sold it for about the same price that I paid for it after 3 years and 50k miles (70k to 120k) because I needed the…