dwightdschrutenhower
Dwight D Schrutenhower
dwightdschrutenhower
Sep 23
6

Republicans make me wonder why I ever choose to be honest. It’s often easier to lie, and these fucks face zero repercussions for their actions. Read more

Sep 23
13

It would be nice if they had an actual plan, but the thing I’ve come to realize is that the Dem leadership and other rich Dems don’t really care who wins since they’ll have their financial and political privilege regardless. So the whole “Vote!” thing is just them looking like they’re doing something. That’s why it’s Read more

Sep 23
13

Like, did you NOT see the second sentence where I said I’m going to vote? Read more

Sep 23
11

I’m sorry, but since none of you appear to have had pumpkin chocolate chip cookies from Harmon’s in Utah, you’re not actually qualified to do this draft.  Which you can tell because there was a candle included instead of actual food.  Read more

Sep 22
17

Yes, you should see a Doctor right away... Lord knows what other mental issues you have going up there.. Soon you might be saying things like the Bat Nips were beautiful and MAGA Rules!.

Oh the mental damage COVID has inflicted on people!!!!!..

Sep 22
2

It would have been infintely better had it been Ocean’s Eleven in space and not leaned on characters who we already knew and thus could safely assume the outcomes.

Sep 22
1

See, that’s the thing. People agree it was pretty and they liked the part with Vader because we all recognize Vader. And since it closed on that everyone just goes “YEAH I LIKED IT!” It’s smart booking. Read more

Sep 22
1

I suppose Seinfeld could get the same criticism, but it’s about a bunch of selfish monsters...” Read more

Sep 22
6

Was Australia the inspiration for Annihilation past the shimmer? 

Sep 22
15

Why doesn’t Sterling K. Brown, the largest friend-

....Hm? Oh, sorry, I ran out of energy to finish the bit.

Sep 22
16

Still though, if we had to cast an all-black reading of Seinfeld, Eric Andre as Kramer is a slam-dunk

Sep 22
22

Probably because it’s more popular and well-known than almost every other show of its time. Plus, it didn’t help that it was set in New York, a highly multicultural and multiethnic place, and yet showed very few people of color. Read more

Sep 22
27

It didn’t.  It got a proportional amount based on its popularity.

Jul 13
2

I still can’t believe someone thought it was a good idea to get Cube for our restaurant’s movie night in like 2002. Luckily it was a very slow night and nothing but staff and regulars around the bar TVs, but man was that gruesome. Read more

Jul 11
3

Splice stars Sarah Polley, so I was duty-bound as a Canadian to give it a chance, but it's... not great. 

Jul 11
11

I knew this was going to be a slideshow, but I still clicked on it to say that Splice is one of the worst movies that I have ever watched. Read more

Apr 24
10

Also Bumblebee is pretty good.