Yeah, but Jez staffers have the hots for Harry. It makes a difference in their reportage.

RAND PAUL’S NEIGHBOR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

I know you’re joking but in the before times I had an email forwarded to me (in sincerity) by a relative that basically said what you just said, but with less logic to back it up.

I’m looking up ad rates for Fox News DC to see if I can buy an ad for Saul Goodman during Tucker Carlson.

Looks like Grassley has the ‘rona. Can’t say I’m not surprised or unhappy to get the news.

Trump and his allies have just lost their 25th court case. This time in the PA Supreme Court. They are now 1-25.

What’s the deal with Wolf Blitzer? He’s not a wolf, and he doesn’t blitz!

Back in the 90s, when I was but a wee Deadpan, I was watching the post-dinner Cowboys game with my father’s side of the family. It was a rare snow game, vs. Miami if memory serves. During a Dolphins field goal attempt, the kicker slipped and fell. When I recreated it, my pantomime for a huge laugh, so I did it again.…

One time my cousin and I were having a staring contest. I had a stuffy nose at the time and thought I had the real advantage here. What I didn’t expect was the pressure built up from stifling my laughter would explode into a snot bubble the size of a baseball, effectively destroying the appetite of everyone at the…

Or Kentucky; Moscow Mitch would have had to get a really high portion of republican voters out and also a really low democrat turnout to get the numbers he did to win.  Would be pretty hilarious if their screams to get vote fraud investigated turned out some shenanigans by the GOP.

I wrote that in response to a Facebook friend (I have since deleted). She posted something that essentially said, get with living or get with dying. And I pointed out, many people assume that they will be among those that live and few assume that they will die, which is so arrogant.

I assure you it’s even odder to see it as a Minnesotan. I have never in my life met anyone who goes to DQ for the food. Culver’s is pretty awesome though, especially since they had to overcome the natural handicap of originating in Wisconsin.

When they eat yogurt.

But if no one is eating salads anymore, when are women going to be able to laugh?

Sorry, we’re gonna throw down about pumpkin pie and sugar cookies. The day after Thanksgiving, Pie For Breakfast Day, is sacred on my calendar, and my husband’s mom makes fantastic sugar cookies. Utterly delicious.

This. I just rewatched Police Story/SuperCop and whoo boy it was bad. Chan smacking around Michelle Yeoh like that wasn’t funny or nice guy either. Ditto for Who Am I.

Again, that’s an obtuse understanding so you can get on your little soapbox. I understand that “lawful” definition can stretch. The point is that ending forever wars boils down to the choices of the President and Congress, and if we want to sway those choices we have to do it with electoral pressure.

Even beyond that, a lot of very smart people who research women in politics have been trying to move the conversation in recent years beyond simple descriptive takes (How many women are in parliaments? Has there ever been a female executive?) into deeper and more substantive questions. One of the factors that emerges…

I’ve read lots of epically stupid Jezebel posts, but this has to up there. By the logic of this article it wouldn’t be good to have a woman President either, since they’d be “complicit in US imperialism.” You know there will be a Secretary of Defense no matter what, right? And they aren’t going to hire a peace…